There Should Not Be An App For That

The Wonder Clock

“Not meant to be a medical diagnosis, it is an interactive, conceptual piece that seeks to start a necessary and empowering conversation about childbearing.”

Finally! Here it is! An app that reinforces the idea that women are in a permanent state of panic about their TICK TICK TICKING ovaries. Enter in various statistics and this app will spit out a ‘prediction’ of when your reproductive organs will shrivel and die, reducing you to an empty hollow imitation of a woman.

We all know this other stuff – work, friends, relationships, reading, travel, sport – are all just time-wasting until your real purpose is at hand. Procreation. And what better than an inaccurate, menacing countdown clock available at the touch of a button to remind you that you should be fixating on this every day!

Oh yeah, and that’ll be $1.99 for the pleasure.

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