There Should Not Be An App For That

Twilight

Lest we start off on the wrong foot, let’s be clear here. This is the official Twilight Saga app. I shudder to think what the unofficial ones might have to offer.

“Explore the worldwide phenomenon of The Twilight Saga by connecting with other fans on your iPhone or iPod Touch using the official “Twilight Tracker” App. Socialize with Twilighters around the globe and gain access to content for all movies from The Twilight Saga series.”

Yeah, I could… or I could poke my eyes out with a stick. I know, I know, I’m being rather harsh here. I mean, who wouldn’t want to create their own Twilight character avatar? Or “shout” my perspective on the Team Jacob/Team Edward wars?

To add insult to injury, this app doesn’t just attempt to build the hype around the latest film or DVD releases, it’s a money-making tool for the studios. Over 1,700 people have bothered to rate this (3.5 star average in case you were wondering), meaning they have made thousands of dollars from the Twihards. I almost feel sorry for the little buggers. Almost.

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