Uhm… OK wow. So, religion has hit the big internet 3.0. Badly. Say hello to your very own personal God Box.
What is a “God Box”? ……It is a symbolic place to turn all of your worries and problems over to your “Higher Power”. With His help, we can be sure that the problems bothering us today and each day will be worked out in the most perfect way at the best possible time.
Good to see prayers don’t get in the way of your busy schedule. I mean sure, you could just privately ask God for a favour, but it’s much better in this day and age to channel all your communications through an app.
Touch the box and the top will open. Listen to the brief prayer, and then verbalize your problem. You will see it appear in writing and then float into the God Box. Touch the box again, when you are finished, and it will close. Touch the key and it will lock. Your list of prayer requests will be available for review and editing.
A go-to list of your prayer requests? How handy! But don’t spare the details – do they have check boxes next to each one so you can mark them off as they are answered? Is there a gamification layer included? Can I level up once I’ve had several prayers achieved?
Please note – your deity is very busy and requires a constant internet connection. Only 20 prayers are allowed per day, any more than that and you should probably consider switching religions. I hear the Dalai is totally into Android.
